November 23rd, 2010
The second greatest holiday is upon us – Thanksgiving. I just adore a holiday dedicated to eating, without the distractions of presents, egg hunts, or a religious ceremony. The only other holiday greater is St. Patrick’s day, because I can drink at 9am and nobody yells at me.
This Thanksgiving, I will be staying in Chicago with some of my most lovely friends, cooking up every type of food we love to eat and then stuffing ourselves silly. I plan on wearing sweatpants. It’ll be incredibly sexy.
I’m lucky enough this Thanksgiving to have our awesome British Intern, Roland, joining us. It will be his first Thanksgiving! I plan on running around my friend’s apartment with a turkey leg screaming GOD BLESS AMERICA.
How are you spending this glorious holiday? Will you be eating turkey? Deep frying one, perhaps? I have fantasies about owning a deep fryer, but I fear turkey explosions.
So if you are wondering what I want for Christmas, which is just around the corner, it’s this Bad Boy. Just ship it to Sideshow, and call it a donation.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING from me and this guy!
Much love and patriotism,